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Ways Donald Trump Is Similar to an Orangutan

In his latest stunt to remind people how bloated and successful he is, Donald Trump is officially suing liberal comedian Bill Maher for $5 million. The sum represents the amount Maher said he’d donate to charity if Trump could prove he wasn’t the son of an orangutan.

In response, Trump produced a birth certificate proving that, despite looking like a zoo animal with flappy boobs, he is indeed human. Now he wants Maher to pay up.

In fairness to Maher, there’s plenty of reason to believe Trump is of orangutan decent. He does a lot of orangutan-like things.

They both have mastered the use of tools for dining purposes:

They both use iPads:

They both occasionally have bad hair days:

Lastly, they both enjoy a good ice cream stick:

 

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