Man. Just reading about how Gordon Ramsay was hospitalized after accidentally burning his privates on an oven makes you want to cringe:

TV Chef Gordon Ramsay needed urgent hospital treatment after burning his meat and two veg.The F-Word and Hell's Kitchen star rushed to London's private Cromwell Hospital after roasting his sensitive parts. Ramsay, 40, said: "I burnt my right b*****k and I'm in absolute agony. "You wouldn't believe how much this hurts." [...] "The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. "I was wearing cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando." "Then suddenly I felt this searing heat - my b***s were burning."

There's a lesson to be learned from this for the staff of his New York restaurant. But again: Ow.