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Wednesday, Sep 06

11 Reasons Why Anderson Cooper Would Make A Great CIA Operative

Earlier today, Radar outed Anderson Cooper's collegiate internship at the CIA. While his involvement may have stopped there, we think he'd make a super agent.

Here's why:

He's extremely neat

Knows his way around an ear piece

Comfortable traversing war-ravaged terrain

Can cry on cue

Not easily distracted by sexy counter agents (see: Angelina Jolie)

He's good with a camera

Looks good in a tux

Those blue eyes and silver locks — also signature CIA colors

That Yale pedigree: you don't hear about DeVry Technical Institute grads fending off recruitment offers

Fortitude — the Philadelphia Inquirer once said it would take "a crowbar to pry" him out of the Middle East

He can keep a big secret

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