On an upcoming episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Kristy Swanson — a.k.a "Buffy" of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before Sarah Michelle Gellar took the role to new cultish heights on television — portrays "a voluptuous, ill-fated drug-abusing model/rich guy's widow/new mom" whose older son is found dead. Sound familiar?

The Anna Nicole-inspired episode is slated to air May 8, just in time for the so-called "May Sweeps."

Chris Noth, uh, investigates.