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Letterman’s Top 10 Changes Coming To CNN

From last night’s “Late Night with David Letterman,” the top 10 changes coming to CNN. The full list in print form is after the jump.


10. The Situation Room now hosted by The Situation

9. Sanjay Gupta’s hilarious new sitcom: “Two Broke Guptas”

8. Changing pronunciation from C-N-N to “CNNNN”

7. Switching the part in David Gergen’s combover

6. Wolf Blitzer – shirtless

5. No longer fact-checking stories

4. New president, Jeff Zucker – Zucking everything up

3. Lifting ban on anchors using steroids

2. Piers Morgan: deported

1. More coverage of goats (video of goat attacking reporter)

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