Matt Lauer from Friday's Today show:

"Monday right here on Today we have a major announcement that we're going to make. I'm not kidding around about this. It's a great announcement. You'll have to tune in Monday morning to check it out.

A) Matt announces the next "Where in the World?"...
B) Ann Curry gets the first post-wedding interview with Brangelina. Oh wait, they didn't get married or maybe they did or maybe no one cares...
C) Kathie Lee Gifford will be announced as the new co-anchor of the fourth hour...

Any guesses?

• More: Let's add a (D) to our list of possibilities: could it have something to do with a prediction made by Today EP Jim Bell right here on TVNewser back in December? As part of TVNewser's Great '08 Expectations, Bell said that in 2008, Today would likely "go back to 'The Ends of the Earth', with a twist." Hmmm.