On this page, his Hammness reminds you that he is better than you in every way. How? By exhibiting his mastery over wearing clothes from the Gap, his expertise at pleasuring women and his distaste at everything you do. Remember, according to this, Jon Hamm (and probably Don Draper) thinks, “Sleep is for uncreative people and housewives. I don’t have the time. I pour myself a drink. Disappear on an empty couch. And the world goes silent.”
If anything, this is something to give to your creative director when you think his or her ego is getting out of line. No matter what, they will never be Jon Hamm.