Paps Feel The Pinch: Bad economic times are hitting everyone. Even the guys who follow Britney Spears around: "The prices that photos fetch are often overstated, but ... an exclusive photo of Spears today would only bring a 10th of what it did during her most erratic times." Soon paps will start sounding like laid off coal miners. Hot, angry, Brazilian coal miners.

It's What The Kids Want: Dawn Chmielewski reports that ESPN will launch an online network dedicated to action sports -- surfing, skateboarding and the like -- to expand their fan base beyond, you know, your dad.

Late-Bird Special: Rachel Abramowitz notices that many of today's blockbuster's stars are over 40. That's such an astute observation... that most entertainment journalists made it, like, a year ago.