Weinerlicious Convo Between Two Journos
SHERMAN: “I thought it was weird when Anthony Weiner used to park illegally outside my apartment near U Street.”
NEWHAUSER: “Why was he at your apartment? Got something to tell us?”
SHERMAN: “Was my neighbor.”
Important Q to Ponder: “Wondering: Has there ever been a man who managed such epic sex scandals while apparently not having any actual sex?” — TPM‘s Josh Marshall.
Weiner presser explodes with Washington reaction
“Lines you hear all the time at DC bars: ‘Specifically your health care rants were a huge turn on.’– TIME Washington Bureau Chief Michael Scherer.
“What I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me, naked, bending me ovDAMMIT, it happened again.” — TPM‘s Brian Beutler.
“As I told everyone once before, Wiener is a sick puppy who will never change-100% of perverts go back to their ways. Sadly, there is no cure.” — Dr. Donald Trump.
“Quick poll: would you prefer to get rick-roll’d with pics from anthony weiner or geraldo from now on? Your choice.” — Yahoo! News’ Chris Moody.
Aaaand….the voices of reason
“Anthony Weiner appears to have some serious emotional issues that are not going to be helped by becoming mayor of New York.” — Politico‘s Roger Simon.
“This shit’s intense.” — Executive Editor of Business Insider Joseph Weisenthal.
“Weiner Ear Poison”: “Waiting to tape a CNN segment, I just spent 30 minutes listening to talk about The Royal Baby™, followed by Lanny Davis on Weiner #EarPoison” — Guardian‘s Glenn Greenwald.
Journos Looking Out for Huma (JLOH)
“Huma. Be serious. Leave him. Now.” — Newsweek/Daily Beast columnist Michael Tomasky.
“Just curious how many times this has to happen before I am no longer required to be SO SYMPATHETIC to Huma. 5? 10? 20?” — TNR‘s Isaac Chotiner, who is not yet a member of JLOH.
“Huma you gonna believe? Me or or your lying eyes?” — CBS Political Director John Dickerson.
“Divorce this schmuck, Huma.” — Washington Examiner‘s Justin Green.
“For the women out there excusing Weiner by saying ‘all men cheat,’ it’s a shame that you surround yourself with crappy men.” — Conservative radio correspondent Dana Loesch.
“Something in me wishes wronged political wives would start asking themselves WWJD? What Would Jenny (Sanford) Do?” — WaPo‘s Karen Tumulty.
“I think what most makes Weiner a dirtbag is blaming the sexting/cheating on “problems” in his marriage. No responsibility.” — TWT Senior Op-ed writer Emily Miller.
Journo blames Starbucks for future fatness
“When I weigh 600 lbs, the Starbucks treat receipt is going to come in for some large portion of the blame.” — WaPo‘s Chris Cillizza.
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