Somebody really, really, really wants you to know that Fox Newser Shepard Smith is on the cover of New Orleans Living. Why? Well, we’re not sure but after the third anonymous pitch today, we decided to post it…if only to make it stop.

Due to the level of enthusiasm for the topic and the pitch method (anonymous bc they don’t speak to us), we’re guessing the culprit rhymes with “Socks News PR.” So, here ya go, Socks News PR:

Pitch one:

Shepard Smith graces the cover of New Orleans Magazine for his Katrina coverage http://www.livingneworleans.com/?p=3988

Pitch two:

Go Shepard Smith!!! He’s on the COVER of New Orleans Living Magazine for Katrina! http://www.livingneworleans.com/?p=3988

Third time’s a charm:

Shep rocks: http://www.livingneworleans.com/?p=3988