Last night during what is fast becoming our favorite new reality TV show outside of “Hoarders” and the “Bad Girls Club,” Politico‘s livestream show featured these two characters, Playbook’s Mike Allen and Chief Deputy Managing Editor Craig Gordon.

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Mike: “Craig, I have good news and bad news. Craig: What is it Mikey, your scaring me. Mike: The good news? I’m taking over the livestream show when [Jim] VandeHei leasts expects it. The bad news? You will have to hide the body.”

Mike: “Do you have my helmet-cam? It’s MobileMikey time.” Craig: “Oh. Em. Gee.”

Mike: “Craig, we know you ate all the Girl Scout cookies.”

Mike: “Have you stolen my Steadicam?”

“Craig Gordon looks like he’s about to receive his ass-whipping du jour.”

Mike: “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

“What the hell is that smell coming from Ben Smith’s old desk?”

“Great, now turn your head and cough.”

Mike: “Smells like teen spirit.”

We’ve learned specifics on which Politico reporters received the exclusive invite to the boss’s house on Sunday. As many know by now, Politico‘s Robert Allbritton and wife, Elena, held a post WHCD brunch at their Georgetown home, but only a small select group of journalists of the approximately 200 they employ were invited.

The List: Editor-in-Chief John Harris and Executive Editor Jim Vandehei, Bill Nichols, Danielle Jones, Kim Kingsley, Sara Olson, Bill Hamilton, Julie Mason, Jonathan Martin, Craig Gordon, Katherine Lehrer, Manu Raju, Tim Grieve and Mike Allen. Photographer John Shinkle and reporter Amie Parnes were there to cover the event. It’s unclear but doubtful that they would have been invited otherwise.

To the masses who didn’t get to eat fried mushroom puffs and caviar this weekend, don’t worry. They’re sure to send out a praiseworthy internal memo soon or offer catered lunch in the conference room.

UPDATE: We missed Politico’s chief political columnist Roger Simon, who also got to enjoy those mouthwatering mushroom puffs at the brunch. He attended with his wife, Marcia Kramer. “The food, which was catered by Wolfgang Puck, was terrific,” Simon remarked to FishbowlDC.

Howard Kurtz got a rare behind-the-scenes look at how Politico operates for Sunday’s “Reliable Sources” on CNN. Cameras were allowed into the conference room as Politico planned its health care coverage.

Those at the filmed meeting included: John Harris; Jim VandeHei wanted everything tightly focused on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.): “If we can really rope it around her and around the final 72 hours…” he said, noting that WaPo would be thinking much more broadly on coverage; Craig Gordon, the editor in charge of White House coverage, weighed in; Jonathan Martin suggested a story on “Dead Men Walking,” those lawmakers who would effectively be signing death papers by voting for the bill; Eamon Javers appeared to be amused by others remarks, but never spoke during the segment.

Something viewers may not know: Participants in the brainstorming meeting change from meeting to meeting. The meeting happens every few weeks and is a mix of top editors and selected reporters.

Something else viewers may not know: CNN chose not to show the other side of the table or any of the comments that came from that side of the room. Those journos included: Danielle Jones, Managing Editor, Online; Erika Compart, Deputy Managing Editor; Pia Catton, Features Editor; and Carol Lee, White House Correspondent.

“Some of those stories were very solid,” assessed Kurtz after the meeting. “But they also offered an embarrassment” this week. Kurtz explained that Politico posted a leaked memo on health care and didn’t say it came from Republican sources. They took it down. He scolded, “A better rule of thumb would have been to verify it first before publishing.”

An armchair suggestion: Story meeting participants may want to get all itches and scratches out before they go on film. While some slouched (perfectly fitting for such a meeting) some scratched too much as cameras rolled up close.

Next week: More Politico as Kurtz interviews VandeHarris.

Come to your own conclusions. Watch CNN’s video here. Please note, the picture (above) is a depiction and not the actual room where the Politico meeting transpired.

Say hello to Politico’s Nia-Malika Henderson, a White House reporter, focusing on First Lady Michelle Obama and other issues.

What does your morning reading list include? Mikey’s Playbook and Politico, HuffPost, The Page, The Note, First Read, NY TIMES, WashPost, WSJ, RCP, and Drudge. Try to read a few pages of whatever book I’m reading, but rarely have time and catch Morning Joe when I can.

What single person has played the biggest role or has had the biggest influence on your career? Norm Gomlak, my buro chief at the Baltimore Sun and Craig Gordon, my editor at Newsday and now Politico. Both great editors, conceptually and organizationally and both understand how a story should sound in terms of rhythm and pacing. And my mom, was a rock and roll broadcast journalist and had her own show on public television back in the 1970s.

How many suits do you own? 3

What is the name of your cell phone ring? Classic, old school ring.

How many emails do you receive a day? How many do you answer? 150 or so, 40ish

Where do you power-lunch? Cosi. It’s quick, cheap, and close to the White House.

What’s your favorite or go-to drink? I’m a Southerner so I’m always asking for sweet tea no matter where I am in relation to the Mason-Dixon line.

Who is your favorite active journalist? Gwen Ifill.

What subject line in an email grabs your attention? “Read this quickly and send it back to me”

What section of the Sunday Washington Post do you read first? A section then Date Lab in the mag.

If you ran a doctor’s office or a bank, what cable station would you have on in your waiting room or lobby? No TV. Just mags and Aretha Franklin on a constant loop.

What kind of dog should the Obamas get and what should they name their new pet? They should get a long-haired cat and name it Gladys.

Who would you most enjoy seeing parodied on SNL? Bring back Dave Chappelle and let Dave and Charlie Murphy have at it.

Leno or Letterman? Stewart or Colbert? Letterman, Colbert

Taking a cue from The Chris Matthews Show here, tell us something we don’t know… I got my start in this town working as a page for Sen. Strom Thurmond.

Manu Raju becomes the fourth reporter from The Hill to join the Politico (others: Josephine Hearn, Patrick O’Connor, Andy Barr). Raju will cover the Senate.

Newsday’s Craig Gordon becomes the Politico’s editor of White House coverage. (Newsday’s Nia Malika-Henderson recently joined the Politico and she’ll likely focus on Michelle Obama for the paper.)

It seems sometimes, there really is nothing exciting to report from the pool, except when POTUS and a Prime Minister dress alike.