MTV offers a new reality series–Pageant Place–Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA will room together for a year in an NYC apartment. Donald Trump will stop by, hoping to catch the girls in their underwear.

HGTV has The Fixer, with contractor Peter Marr in charge, will help homeowners who’ve had sloppy work done by their old contractors, their brothers-in-law or some guy with a truck.

NBC gives us Criss Angel and Uri Geller searching for the next great fake, er, mentalist. FBLA thinks this would be a really great road-trip movie, with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson.

CMT’s new makeover reality series, I Want to Look Like a High School Cheerleader Again fails to answer the question:

Good God, why?