SocialTimes: Twitter has launched Vine for Android, giving those without iPhones the chance to post six second videos that are absolutely terrible.

PRNewser: Coke debuts a can that can be split into two smaller cans at the request of consumers who enjoy poisoning their friends.

FishbowlLA: Kim Murphy is a great reporter. She’s also The Los Angeles Times’ new national editor.

AllFacebook: Now that even credit bureaus are looking at Facebook for clues about your status, we suggest just deleting your profile altogether. That, or pay your bills on time.

GalleyCat: New Harry Potter book cover revealed! Go ahead and click the link nerds; we’re not judging. Nerds.

PRNewser: Superman eats Hardee’s burgers, but only because his stomach in indestructible.

AllTwitter: PSA folks — if you tweet that you’re going to kill President Obama, you will get arrested. So you know, stop.

SocialTimes: If you’re worried that Instagram is dangerous for kids, you’re worrying about the wrong thing.

PRNewser: Charles Ramsey declines McDonald’s offer of free Big Macs for life, because it’s a punishment, not a reward.

TVNewser: Norah O’Donnell is a Shaq fan. She even gives him a pass for lending vocals to Aaron Carter’s “That’s How I Beat Shaq.”

SocialTimes: Google is adding tabs to GMail, but people will still find a way to humblebrag about their inboxes.

TVSpy: A veteren reporter resigns after being told he was “too painful to watch.” Probably not the best place to work for anyway.

TVNewser: CNN and BuzzFeed are partnering on a YouTube channel. We honestly can’t tell you who wins or loses from that deal.

FishbowlDC: Washington journalists sure know how to celebrate Memorial Day right.

PRNewser: Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO has apologized for saying the company only targets “cool kids.” Cool kids reached for comment replied, “What’s Abercrombie & Fitch?”

TVNewser: With Rock Center set to disappear, NBC is cutting staffers who worked on the show.

AllFacebook: Ashton Kutcher said something stupid again. He’s really good at it, so why not?

FishbowlLA: An artist made a life-size statue of a naked, pregnant Kim Kardashian. Not only that, he wants gallery patrons to rub the statue’s belly for good luck. And with that, we say have a good weekend.

TVNewser: President Obama says “Journalists should not be at legal risk for doing their jobs” and we’re like “So yo, put a stop to it.”

GalleyCat: CoverGirl is releasing a line of Hunger Games inspired makeup because people will buy anything.

AllFacebook: Mark Zuckerberg went to Poland and met with the country’s minister for administrative affairs and digitization. Rumor has it they used the time to exchange theories on the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

TVNewser: Piers Morgan is writing a memoir tentatively titled How to Annoy People Without Really Trying.

AllTwitter: Joan Rivers said “When it all goes to shit, don’t worry, it’ll all come back.” This was also the original title of Cypress Hill’s “When The Shit Goes Down.”

GalleyCat: A good roundup of job changes at book publishing houses. It’s exciting.

TVSpy: Oklahoma reporters react to covering the tornado.

FishbowlDC: A Daily Caller editor sends emails proclaiming photos of Dick Cheney “dick pics.” RIP puns.

UnBeige: Tim Gunn is going to evaluate products and try not to say “Make it work.”

Bonnier just bought a bunch of motorcycle brands, so now it needs someone to oversee them all. Andrew Leisner is their man. Leisner, most recently the publisher of Cycle World, has been promoted to vice president, group publisher of the new Bonnier Motorcycle Group.

In his new role, Leisner will be responsible for Cycle World, Motorcyclist, Sport Rider, Dirt Rider, Motorcycle Cruiser, Hot Bike, Baggers, Super Streetbike, Street Chopper and ATV Rider.

“Andy is an energetic and inspirational leader who empowers his people — all qualities that make him the perfect choice to lead our new group,” said Eric Zinczenko, Bonnier’s executive VP, in a statement. “His passion for motorcycles, his knowledge of the market, his competitiveness and his ‘need to win’ are the perfect formula for leading this important business unit for Bonnier Corp.”