On Tuesday Rodale announced that David Zinczenko was getting a promotion, and would now be overseeing all editorial for Prevention and Organic Gardening. While it’s not difficult to see Zinczenko fitting in with the former, the latter raised some eyebrows. After all, beets aren’t capable of achieving six packs, even if you present them with 7 EASY STEPS TO AMAZING ABS!

Zinczenko, of course, says he’ll be just fine. He tells The New York Post, “OK, maybe I’m not standing out on the balcony of my apartment building with a garden weasel in my hand. But I know how to motivate and coach people in healthy living, and so far it’s worked out.”

He’s already one step ahead of FishbowlNY, that’s for sure. We just had to Google “garden weasel.”