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Newsweek Cover Predicts ‘The End’

Don’t buy this week’s Newsweek — one of its last issues ever — for the odd and cheesy “What’s up with that Jesus dude?” cover.

No, instead, you should buy it for the headline buried at the bottom right corner:

THE END OF PASTA!!!

Yes! The end of pasta! But how? When??? And why??????? We suggest you purchase the latest Newsweek and try to find the answers.

If somehow the accompanying article doesn’t explain how to stop the tragic END OF PASTA, well, then may God help us all. Or Jesus!

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