Andrea Seigel has just hit the road to promote her second novel, To Feel Stuff, but reading a scene or two's not enough for her. Oh, no...she's gotta dance!

For authors who think they've got what it takes to compete with her, Seigel explains the moves: "Hip bounce. Kick out. Turn. Go down. Up with hands clasped. Pop, Pop, roll around. Pirouette. Cross hand body. To the side. Bump. Bump. Snap. Punch. Pivot, pop knee, shoulder up. Roll to other popped knee, circle hand. Grab crotch. Down. Hands behind head. Elbows in. Turn, thrust, thrust. Come up. Kick, bend, shake shoulders. Side sway high, double up. Side sway low, double up. Knees in, bounce, bounce. Kick and turn. Elbow, step. Switch elbow. Pretend to sleep. Cross over, brush off shoulder. Bend over, arms out, arms middle, arms up. Heart beat pound. Knee roll. Walk around, stomp, stomp. Knee bent in, arm swivel, turn with head roll. Hip lift times two. Shuffle with arms up, arms crossed, switch arms, and fist over head. Low turn. Stomp with bent elbow. Bent leg bounce with straight arms. Bend arm and knee, switch arm, robot up. Run in place holding head. Turn. Roll head and back to straight." Got it? You never know; this could be our next contest...