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Tesla’s Latest Press Release Satisfies Your GIF Fix


We’re not up for making sweeping generalizations on a Monday morning, but Tesla’s latest corporate announcement definitely raises some questions about the future of the press release.

Rather than go the traditional route, CEO Elon Musk took time off from his day job serving as Larry Page’s favorite charity organization to publish the release under his own name as a Medium post. It’s both a product launch and the latest step in an ongoing campaign to control the damage stemming from safety concerns with Tesla cars.

Don’t worry; Musk sticks to his famously aggressive messaging style and adds a few GIFs for emphasis.

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Google’s Latest Press Release Tells Us How Not to Be ‘Glassholes’


Google feels your pain…if you include yourself among the many “normals” who find themselves annoyed or freaked out by what the Internet has decided to call “Glassholes.”

In order to address the fact that the few “Glass Explorers” who’ve been picked to ease the product into the public sphere often come off as a cross between paid corporate shills and Doctor Who extras, Google just released a handy “how to” guide.

Now let’s review some highlights from the company’s first release as the digital Emily Post:

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Apple: ‘No, We Don’t Get Our Supplies from Murderous Congolese Warlords’

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Apple made a big move on the CSR front this morning (not that any of its acolytes care): the company released its annual “Supplier Responsibility Report” clarifying that none of the the materials used in the metals that form its products come from “areas engaged in warfare.”

This statement means that Apple does not do direct or indirect business with the warlords who run the “conflict minerals” trade in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Ever seen Blood Diamonds? Same story, different country.

Of course this is Apple, so the report doubles as a beautiful piece of not-quite-interactive content explaining the many facets of its CSR efforts. There’s a screenshot after the jump…

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5 Reminders for Your Next Press Release

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Everyone has to do something to get your attention

FACT: Press releases are a necessity in this business. We know it. The media tolerates it. Clients love it. And that’s why we do it.

FICTION: Media outlets will print your press release as-is. Child, please. If that was the case, do you know how many reporters would be out of business because some fat-fingered flack misspelled a myriad of words and didn’t really care about spell check because lunch and stuff.

That’s why it is always nice to provide a public service announcement for a few niceties on you may want to either instruct others to write a press release to get read, or just do it right yourself this time. Regardless, they work and maybe your last release didn’t, so we love you.

Get your pencil and Moleskine. Here we go…

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Christie Project Criticized for Last-Minute Press Release Edit


Yes, we know you’ve heard more than enough about Chris Christie lately.

This mention of the embattled Jersey governor is relevant, though, because it concerns a small but potentially important edit to a press release.

The story revolves around a senior center built in Jersey’s Essex County in the wake of Superstorm Sandy. According to a report published last week by the New Jersey Star-Ledger, Christie diverted $6M in federal recovery funds to the project despite the fact that the surrounding area “was not particularly hard hit”. The key justification for this funding was that the project would house seniors from nearby towns who had been displaced by the storm.

And that’s where the press release comes in.

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China Lands on the Moon, Immediately Takes a Selfie


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Landing on the moon is definitely a big deal; no “kind of” involved. So of course it didn’t surprise us to learn that China eagerly broadcast its lunar arrival via all available channels last night.

The country’s rover/lander duo touched down on the moon’s surface and quickly broadcast selfies of one another to the world at large as President Xi Jinping looked on. It seemed like a smooth operation; the rover simply had to turn around first to make sure everyone could see its bright red flag pin.

Check out the lander after the jump.

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North Korea Announces Execution with the Craziest Press Release You Will Ever Read


“I wanna hold your hand…”

You may have heard that the other jolly fat man, Kim Jong Un, ordered the execution of his own uncle this week for “treason”, but you really have to read the press release that the North Korean media wrote to let the rest of the world know that they are completely insane. Our favorite copywriting wins via the Korean Central News Agency:

“…people throughout the country broke into angry shouts that a stern judgment of the revolution should be meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional elements.

…a special military tribunal of the DPRK Ministry of State Security was held on December 12 against traitor for all ages Jang Song Thaek.”

It was a public execution “for all ages!” Get ready for a whole lotta crazy after the jump, emphasis ours.

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Startup Wants to Force Your Press Releases ‘Underground’

socialThis morning we got a tip indicating that Madison Avenue Ventures, one of many ‘startup incubators’, has officially acquired PRUnderground.

This is newsworthy primarily because the MAV has acquired so few startups so far, and its food app Eatopia won’t even launch until January. So someone thinks there’s a market ready for a new distribution tool and that “social media press release” is a novel product.

In case you haven’t heard of it, this company is the latest provider of super-cheap releases, hyping its service with a quick tagline:

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Like others in its space, PRUnderground offers flexible pricing plans and big promises:

We are a new generation of press release distributors.

Social media releases are made so that they can get picked up via social networking channels, social bookmark channels, RSS feed, forums and related blogs. Wire services push your press release to traditional media outlets such as journalist and online newswires.

For certain releases PR Underground sends them as well to CNN iReport, Reddit, the Associated Press, and others depending upon the appropriateness of the news in the release.

Are those fighting words? Don’t worry—this company will not make your job obsolete, because:

If it did we would charge more than $39.

As of this week, PRUnderground does, at the very least, have more funding than “$100 PR“. How well does it work, and how does it differ from competitors?

Good questions. You tell us.

Twitter Made Last-Minute Edits to Better Spin Its IPO

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You may have heard that Twitter made its IPO official this week. Despite the nonchalance of the filing announcement in September, the team put quite a bit of thought into it—and Quartz noted some revealing changes made in the four drafts the company wrote since July before making it official.

The process is nearly identical to refining the language in multiple versions of a press release, and it’s fascinating.

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Study Tells Marketers to Target Women ‘When They Feel Least Attractive’

Are you f*cking kidding me?

“Are you f*cking kidding me?!”

When we first clicked on this story about a study telling marketers how to target women “when they feel their worst”, we knew it had to be a joke.

However, upon reviewing the accompanying infographic we have determined that it is very, very real. The study was apparently created by the PHD Worldwide agency (part of the totally awesome new Publicom-Omnicus-whatever-the-hell-they’re-calling-it merger), which even pushed out a press release today.

Let’s pick out some of the very worst quotes, shall we?

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