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Just in Time for Prom: KFC Introduces Chicken Corsage

Hey, prom-bound teenagers: unsure of your date’s favorite flower, or clueless as to which blooms would best match her dress? Fear not! KFC is here for you with a corsage that pairs flawlessly with everything (especially mashed potatoes and gravy).

Just in time for the prom-related promo season, KFC has introduced a new type of “arm candy” — a chicken corsage, which is exactly what it sounds like. For a mere $20, the savvy shopper can purchase a kit online, which will ship from a Louisville, Ky. florist, and comes complete with delicate corsage-makings and a $5 KFC gift card to be used for a drumstick. The only decision you’ll have to make is whether the morsel to adorn your date’s lovely wrist will be Extra Crispy, Kentucky Grilled Chicken or Original Recipe.

Just be forewarned of two things: First, it’s not easy to get grease stains out of chiffon. Second, if it suddenly seems as though your date is leaning in for a mid-dance kiss, she might just be leaning in for a nibble of her delicious accessory.

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WATCH: Netflix Goes to Prom, Proves Being a ‘Third Wheel’ Can be Epic

Call me old fashioned, but there’s just something totally un-romantic about propositioning a potential prom date via Twitter. That is, unless you’re courting a major company, not a classmate.

Seventeen-year-old Muthana Sweis, a student at Marist High School in Chicago, sent out the following tweet in January:

Hey @netflix if this gets 1,000 retweets will you go to my junior prom with me?— Muthana Sweis (@muthanasweis) January 30, 2014

In an appropriately-gushing response, Netflix accepted, tweeting:

We said yes! We’re third wheeling to #Prom2014 with @muthanasweis and his date: https://t.co/0AQKYrljxj— Netflix US (@netflix) March 28, 2014

So how exactly does Netlix “third wheel” it to prom? Well, for one thing, by providing some serious wheels.

Sweis got to choose between a few different TV-themed rides, and ended up selecting a classic ’50s Buick from “Grease” and a chauffeur dressed as John Travolta’s character, Danny. Oh, and for good measure, he also got wear a James Bond-esque tux. Read more

WATCH: GoldieBlox Shows You ‘Your Brain on Princess’

Now that the much-discussed spat between GoldieBlox and The Beastie Boys has been settled, the gender-stereotype-challenging toy company is back with a new, equally-clever (but probably less legal action-inducing) commercial.

The spot, titled “This is Your Brain on Princess,” is a threefold masterpiece. Not only does the ad’s focus on an egg perfectly spoof that classic “This is Your Brain on Drugs” PSA, but it’s perfectly-timed for Easter toy-buying, and manages to hammer home the point that little girls, like eggs, either crack under the pressure of a beauty-obsessed culture, or hatch by fully recognizing their multifaceted potential. Pretty brilliant.

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Mazda Recall Is an Arachnophobe’s Worst Nightmare

*Someone needs to give me a medal for inserting this image into this post without yielding to a complete mental breakdown

Disclaimer: This PRNewser writer is the definition of an arachnophobe — meaning, I would sooner hop into a burning car than one filled with spiders. Think that’s kind of a strange and specific example? Think again.

I learned about this bit of news via a text from a loving family member who has spent our lives demonstrating that love through acts of spider-related harassment. “Hear about the Mazda6 recall?” it read. “It’s your worst nightmare.”

According to Reuters, for the second time in three years, an eight-legged engineering challenge called the Yellow Sack Spider has caused Mazda Motor Corp to issue a major recall for Mazda6 sedans in North America; the spider, which likes the smell of gasoline (who doesn’t?) weaves a web that blocks a vent in the engine. These webs can restrict fuel flow, reducing fuel tank pressure when the emission control system releases vapors from the evaporative canister. This can put extra stress on the fuel tank, which could potentially crack and leak fuel, increasing the risk of a fire.

That’s right. Spiders are trying to blow you up. Read more

Honey Maid Issues World’s Nicest ‘STFU’ to Gay Rights Haters

Well, then.

You may recall that Cheerios received what we residents of the 21st century would call a shocking number of negative comments about its ad featuring interracial parents–and that Honey Maid got even more blowback from commentors and conservative Christian groups like One Million Moms (more like 64,500 moms) for the “Love Is Wholesome” spot featuring same-sex couples and their kids.

Here’s the company’s response, released this week:

You could call this a case of “doubling down” on corporate messaging efforts, but since One Million Moms referenced Romans 1:26-27 in its call to action, we’d prefer to summarize it with Biblical verse. Here’s Matthew 5:39:

“But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.”

Here’s another one that comes from a book whose name we can’t quite remember…

“You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.”

Yep. That’s the one.

Stephen Colbert Responds to #CancelColbert Controversy As Only He Can

So, in case you missed it, The Colbert Report made fun of somebody via Twitter, and it became a threefold lesson in PR.

The tweet in question poked fun at the the owner of the controversially-named Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, after his ham-handed attempt at shedding positive light on the decidedly non-PC team name by announcing the creation of the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation.

The tweet read, “I am willing to show #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever.”

In context, it’s a hilarious parody that successfully illuminates Snyder’s poorly-executed attempt at cultural sensitivity; but taken out of context, the statement could obviously be viewed as, well, culturally insensitive.

Therein lay the problem. Read more

SNL Brand Parodies: Bad PR?

Love you, Louis C.K., but to anyone who lived through the 90′s Saturday Night Live’sChris for President” skit was last week’s winner, hands down. The second best was this “brutal” takedown of Jos. A. Bank.

Harsh, bro. Today AdAge asks whether the company’s imminently mockable “buy 1 suit get 3 free” made the skit inevitable. We’d say “probably”, but we’d like to pose a different question: does it matter?

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Spider-Man Delivers Your Mail in This Cross-Promotion Campaign

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“Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Delivers mail, so watch the skies.”

Wait, those aren’t the lyrics? Someone better tell the US Postal Service.

In a world in which brands and blockbuster movies are pairing off faster than teenagers before prom, the latest movie/business cross-promo coupling is between the Postal Service (specifically Priority Mail) and “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” set to hit theaters May 2. The USPS and Sony Pictures are collaborating on a multi-channel marketing campaign that will run through the end of May.

Not sure the Postal Service has much in common with the web-slinging superhero? The Chief Marketing and Sales Officer at USPS, Nagisa Manabe, would beg to differ, saying in a statement:

“Our Priority Mail products share many qualities with a Super Hero of Spider-Man’s caliber, namely those of speed, agility and reliability. Like Spider-Man, our priority has always been the people we serve. We pride ourselves on our commitment to public service and delivering for our customers, and we are excited about enlisting Spider-Man to help promote our Priority Mail offerings.” Read more

Joss Whedon Preemptively Apologizes for Making a ‘Mess’ of Seoul During Avengers Filming

Why Joss Whedon Is Already Apologizing for The Avengers_ Age of UltronLike we needed another reason to consider Joss Whedon a class act.

If you’ve ever lived in a city that was taken over by a film crew, you’re well aware of the headaches involved — celebrity sightings never seem worth the extra-long commute, the complete lack of access to your favorite coffee shop, or being treated as though you’re the outsider and the one in the way.

Even just an acknowledgement or a thank-you from someone involved in the filming might make up for it, but when does that ever happen?

It just did.

Filming for the new Avengers flick is set to begin in Seoul, Korea on March 30, and before his cast and crew swoop in and disrupt the goings-on of the city’s residents, director Joss Whedon released this preemptive video apologizing for the “mess” the process will inevitably make of the city. The tone of the video comes across as genuinely gracious, grateful, and appreciative of not only the city’s cooperation with the filming, but appreciative of the city itself, which Whedon seems excited to portray to an American and world-wide audience. Read more

WTF? Construction Workers Should Eat a Snickers to Properly Fuel Their Misogynistic Catcalls?

An ad that shows construction workers yelling empowering, kind, pro-equality encouragement at women? What could possibly be bad about that — it’s clever, cute, and progressive, right? Well, this Snickers ad could have been those things, but ends up sending a message that is anything but.

The Australian spot shows builders calling out to women, saying things like: “Wanna hear a dirty word? Gender bias!” and “You know what I’d like to see? A society in which the objectification of women makes way for gender-neutral interaction free from assumptions and expectations.” Pretty amusing.

That is, until the campaign’s tagline pops up: “You’re not you when you’re hungry.”

Wait, what?

So… blue collar workers are inherently sexist, disrespectful brutes who should eat a Snickers so they can go back to properly harrassing and threatening women like they’re meant to? That’s the message we’re getting from this, and we’re not alone. Read more

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