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In Which Your Editor Reveals His Favorite Anonymous Tips

This blogger’s anonymous tip box is something like the “leave a penny, take a penny” jar in that it can be both used and abused. Now, I have received a couple of good story ideas via “the box.” But more than anything I’ll miss opening my email account each morning to find little nuggets of wisdom like the following list of my favorite anonymous PRNewser tips, reprinted verbatim for your amusement:

“good”

Glad you think so!

“stupid, stupid, ignorant, sophomoric, get a pizza pie in the face you”

Say hi to your mother for me!

“for dry skin ini winter, add 4 to 5 drops of lemon juice in 4 table spoon of cream mix it well and apply it on your face. now rub it gently and after 10 mins wash your face with warm water. your skin will become soft.”

Thanks! Now my skin is super soft!

“bing”

It does exist! But nobody we know actually uses it!

“stacie dawson”

Never heard of her, but I’m sure she’s nice!

“don’t you hate it when michelle obama says she’s finally proud to be american”

I don’t know! Should I?

“11 panther says look for the violet/cerulian blue ray”

OK! But how will I know when I’ve found it?!?!?!

“RE: Jan 18 post – anyone interested in an Intro to PR course can save the hefty fee and just read the lectures, here: [redacted]. (I developed and taught the original course) Cheers!”

Thanks! All of our customers really enjoyed NOT reading your lectures!

“what will happen this Friday dec 21 2012”

Good question! What did happen? I forgot.

Abismodepasion

Clippos magnificos?!?!

“HALF CIRCLE FULL CIRCLE HALF A HALF CIRCLE FULL CIRCLE HALF A”

A man, a plan, a canal…Panama!

“pet name?”

Daisy and Pumpkin. What do I win?

“i like the sriacha flaver chips”

“the cheesy garlic bread could use some marinara sauce.”

“i would suggest    CAESAR SALAD”

“My flavor is roast beef and horseradish”

Please direct your Lay’s flavor suggestions to Eva Longoria or the guy who looks like Howie Mandel!!

“FORGET THE FOOTLONG PROBLEM-ADDRESS THE FALSE ADVERTISING PICTURES. SANDWICHES DELIVERED HAVE NO WHERE NEAR THE  THE CONTENTS PICTURED. COMPARE YOURS TO THE PICTURE STUFFED WITH MEATS,ETC.  NO WONDER PEOPLE LOOSE WEIGHT EATING THESE THINGS – THEY ARE STARVING YOU!!! PUBLIX SUPERMARKETS ARE A MUCH BETTER VALUE!!!!! NO LONGER A CUSTER IN ATLANTA OR ANYWHERE!!!!”

I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!!!!! HOTLANTA REPRESENT!!!

“jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajaj mai”

Shalom.

“yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaahhh bbbbbbbbooooooooyyyy”

We have a winner, ladies and gentleman! Thanks to all our contestants and our viewers at home.

“testing”

This concludes our test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

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