Go ahead. Take a moment. Look at the picture. Soak it in. It’s real.
Meet John Herod. He is an Abilene, Texas resident and owner of this Schlotzsky’s on 1018 N. Judge Ely Blvd. I have family in the great western yonder of the Lone Star State, so I’ve actually dined at this establishment. My memories here are less than desirable, but when I read this story from KTAB-TV (CBS) in Abilene, two things happened:
1. I knew why the service sucked so bad at this joint and felt great that it wasn’t me just being judgmental.
2. I will make it a point to visit this place every time I go visit family in that side of the world. Ever.
As you can tell by reading the sign, Herod determined his staff — in a word — sucked. More about what he did with awesome sauce is after the jump…