Before we leave for the weekend we feel an obligation to share what is, without even the slightest doubt, the very best press release of the week (if not the year).

This one comes to us from the tragically, hilariously misnamed Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and its news agency, KCNA (don’t even bother clicking on the link if you want to retain your sanity).

According to the amazing release we’ve captured via screenshot below, archaeologists representing the DPRK and its Very Important History Institute “have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).” Note the use of the word “reconfirmed”–it was there all along, but they just had to make sure.

Does it get better? Oh yes.

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Photo by Defense Distributed

Have you heard about the new 3D printing craze? We may be overstating its popularity a bit, but this mini-industry has the potential to blow up—who doesn’t love the idea of creating a precise replica of an ancient museum piece with a scanner?

Of course, as soon as the concept started growing, somebody’s mind turned to weapons.

The most…colorful of these ideas is almost certainly printablegun.com. The site is run by a “collective” called Defense Distributed, whose goal seems to be allowing every person in the world to arm him or herself with the greatest possible ease.

The group’s  founder and  spokesman recently managed to reach his fundraising goal of $20,000 despite some clear legal (and ethical) challenges, but now he’s facing a more immediate problem: Stratasys, the company that makes the 3D printers he planned to use to create his digital arsenal, has revoked his lease. Think Stratasys might be trying to avoid some all-but-certain future lawsuits?

Some doubt whether the gun could actually work, and we’re not clear on the specifics, but when asked about functionality, the spokesman said, “It only has to fire once. But even if the design is a little unworkable, it doesn’t matter, as long as it has that guarantee of lethality.”

So he literally wants to make it easier for people to kill other people. That quote is not at all disturbing, is it?

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