“One customer, Bryce Stave of ___, TX says, ‘My wife and I are ecstatic with our new garage door opener. We put the baby to bed and don’t have to worry about waking him up when we head out to the bar.’”
OK, but what about when you and the wife stumble in after a round or three…or ten? And how many had you downed before you gave us that gem of a quote?
Brace yourselves, dear readers: you will be shocked to learn that the great state of Texas does not count “Bryce Stave” as a resident.