This week's installment — the difference between keeping editors and ad sales staffers happy:

Editors? Slap them in front of a Mac and a telephone, and throw them a decent pizza party every once in a while, and you're good to go. There are a billion budding Noam Chomskys ready to "cut their teeth" with some "good writing experience" at a big media company. It makes me sick.

SalesRants #5: 'Shut the F*ck Up, Trudy!'
SalesRants #4: Go Get 'em Julie, You Tramp — You Better Plan On Coming Back With at Least $500K
SalesRants #3: Self-Important Pricks Who Drink Diet Coke
SalesRants #2: The 'Biblical' Hangover
SalesRants: 'The Sick Part Is: I Love Doing This'