The Onion's American Voices weigh in on the Harvard author scandal:

David Niles, Portrait Photographer
"This just goes to show there are many things a Harvard education can't teach you, like how to use a thesaurus to cover up your plagiarism."

Kevin Umbehaun, Lawn Mower
"A Million Little Pieces was one thing, but this is outrageous. I expect teen fiction to be completely original."