...and God Bless Choire Sicha for having these front pages fused into one easily-liftable image on his website. I'm all for heartwarming baby stories, by the way - they sure beat bloody knife-wielding Santas and variations on "Fire Fiend" - but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate the tart wit of a holiday blogger (who we secretly know has a heart of gold). Which is why we don't really think he means this: "Really, I don't wanna see a baby on the front pages unless it's being crucified or trapped under a bus or is in big trouble with the City Council for misappropriation of funds. Fucking goyim." We know Choire loves Jews and non-Jews alike. It's okay, pet. Have another latke.

I Sure Wish It Was A Satanic Holiday Critter Christmas Instead [Choire Sicha]

p.s. I went to Choire's site for something else completely, but now I can surf the internet for a while before I have to post again! Yee-ha! Hooray large worth-a-thousand-word images that somebody else uploads!
p.p.s. Why are you reading this? Did your boss actually make you come into work today? Loser.