Dirty Sanchez Jokes Are Never Overdone | Isreal! | Rock You Like A Hurricane

All Voices: Rick Sanchez called Barack Obama the “cotton picking President” because that’s what we say in “The South” while, you know. Sitting under magnolia trees and sipping mint juleps in Hialeah.

FishbowlDC: In the White House Press Office’s defense, though, Israel is so real.

NY Observer: Hurricane Earl will eat your babies, kick your pets, and inform you that you do, indeed, look fat in those jeans. Best be prepared.

PRNewser: Simon Doonan, whose name I confuse with Peggy Noonan’s like maybe 43 percent of the time, is taking his paisley-print shirtiness over to Slate.

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