What else is there to do but listen in on the chattering classes while enduring the endless wait for shows. A sampling of what we heard today:

"Some cop stopped me and wanted to look in my bag and I told him, 'My God, don't you know it's Fashion Week?' He was like, 'Okay, go ahead.' I mean, Jesus!"

"Is that The Sex and The City girl? No, it's Shakira. Oh, wait a minute, it's just Rachel Zoe."

"Do you think Hillary will show?"

"Just get me into the Gucci party! That's your job! I didn't hire you because you graduated cum laude for nothing."

--Diane Clehane