...or maybe five. There's a lot of news, people, which means a lot of dancing hippo photos to upload. If you're a FishbowlNY reader and you'd like to impose your views and arbitrary pop culture references on an unsuspecting public, we'd love to hear from you. Please submit resumes, areas of interest, newsroom crushes and Anderson Cooper-inspired mixtape playlists to fishbowlNY@mediabistro.com. We look forward to cuddling up with you in front of Tucker Carlson. You bring the popcorn.

Update: Forgot to mention something important: the position is unpaid. Concomitantly (is that a word?), it's also flexible, interesting, fun, learn-y, and you get to make up your own words.