From the Obvious Wisdom desk: Psst, Bill? Just stay home.

Count on Bill O’Reilly for trumpeting what everyone has known from way before his own phone messages about the creative uses of “falafels” first saw the light of day: Europeans hate us. Or, at the very least, they hate foreign fanny-packers elbowing their way to the buffet. Except, Bill, you go on to claim that they do so because of the bad sartorial taste of travelling Americans, and that we’re “alone” in the War On Terror (henceforth to be abbreviated to WOT). Um, we think that, since train stations and synagogues have been going up in flames over there, Bill, that you may have overreached just a tidge. But that’s just our opinion. Don’t think us unpatriotic to have one.

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