James Woolcott waxes nostalgic for high-school cafeteria nutrition
James Woolcott was apparently inspired by Rush Limbaugh’s on-air outburst last week condemning Al Gore and his fellatio-inciting ilk. Woolcott uses the opportunity to write a 640-word discourse on oral sex, managing to use the word “blowjob” nine times in eight paragraphs (eleven if you count “BJ”), with prose tinged a purplish-blue as he praises their virtue and laments the cruel world wherein they are absent (“No classmates were treating them to afterschool blowjobs in high school! Nor were hot teachers like that one in Florida seducing them in parked cars. It doesn’t seem fair. It doesn’t seem just”). To Limbaugh, he offers sympathy for any oral deprivations he might be enduring; to the rest of us (including CNN’s Daryn Kagan, who no doubt appreciates), he offers a movie recommendation that will hopefully teach and inspire. Thanks, James!
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