Before you start hurling four-letter words our way, hold on. Michael's is celebrating their 20th anniversary tonight, so Diane Clehane will have first-hand coverage of that event for FBNY tomorrow instead.

That means lots of big names and photos of any undercover elbow rubbing. Plus, with Diane on the scene, you can be sure this juicy dish will not be available on a certain Twitter feed.

Don't say we never gave you anything.