Vanity Fair's snark astrologer Michael Lutin, who has written the "Planetarium" column for years and years, hasn't appeared in the magazine lately. So where has he gone?

Judging by a message he left on his personal website, we should ask VF:

I can't personally answer the thousands of people wondering

what happened to the VF Planetarium

so all I can say is

maybe you should ask them

But regardless of whatever happened between Lutin and VF, the old-school retro charm of his site is awesome. It's like a magical timewarp back to Geocities, people!