Wired (helmed by Mediabistro Circus keynote speaker Chris Anderson) is turning 15 this year. The precocious start-up has grown into, well, a precocious teen that's become our favorite magazine for its excellent features and bold photography.

To celebrate, the Condé kids are throwing a party in New York City next week. We just got an invite in the mail and, as our questionable photography skills show, it's enormous. We support this completely: A little overkill never hurt anyone. Here's hoping the party's as over-the-top.

After the jump, the nausea-inducing invite back, which is SFW unless you're hungover.