Media Classifieds: Wiener Dog for Free. Froelich Not Included

karldog.gifPage Six’s Paula Froelich is giving away her wiener dog, Karl. Something about commitmentphobia. (Froelich: “I think I freaked out when someone looked at me and said, ‘You know, they live for like 17 years,’ and i thought, ‘What?! I’ll be 48 when this guy goes? Shit!…but I DO love the guy and am now committed. kind of.”) So if anyone wants a wiener dog, send inquiries to fishbowlNY@mediabistro.com.

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