You ought to know everything already, but in case you don't we're here for you. We're always here for you. We love you. Why can't you understand that we're meant to be together?

• Ooh-wee-ooh, you look just like Brandon Holley: ELLEGirl founding editor Brandon Holley is will be the new EIC of Jane. Congratulations, Brandon - we're glad it's you and not Atoosa Rubenstein, if only because the only thing we could come up with for Atoosa would have been the song "Do The Watusi" by Howie Mandel. Oh, wait: Atoosa In The Sky With Diamonds. That'd work.

• Walking With The Ghost: Apparently WaPo's Steve Coll is moving to The New Yorker. Coll won all sorts of prizes (Pulitzer, Gelber) for his recent Ghost Wars: The Secret History of the CIA, Afghanistan, and Bin Laden, from the Soviet Invasion to September 10, 2001. Our hed ref's Canadian super singing twins Tegan & Sara - not as decorated as "Ghost Wars" (or "Fits Like A Glove" by Howie Mandel, for that matter) but highly recommended nonetheless.

• Ooh, baby I love your way, every day: According to Radar, that's Star mag's theme song when it comes to Demi Moore - first they knocked her up, then they gave her a miscarriage. Radar heavily implies that Star spiked a big "Demi miscarriage" feature after pretty-boy Ben Widdicombe (see below) wondered aloud whether she'd been pregnant in the first place. Get well soon, Demi!

• Talkin' Turkey: AdAge'sSimon Dumenco imagines a surrealist Thanksgiving with the Murdoch clan: "Daddy, now that you're publisher of The Post again, can you make Keith Kelly grow his mustache back?" If it's anything like Thomas Friedman's, count me in.

• Everybody oughta have a maid intern: Jossip joins the ranks of blogs seeking interns. We love interns, and not just because they provide us with an excuse to make a Sondheim reference. Jossip, just please stay away from our Fishterns. They're like gold.

• What part of knowing "it all" don't you understand? Esquire's AJ Jacobs tells Claire Zulkey why you should, in fact, read your book reviews. [MB ToolBox]

• Jessica Coen's online doppelganger: Just a few posts away from a silver trenchcoat and a bloody high heel Some random person is impersonating Gawker's Coen on Blogspot. No need to link, really, just to marvel. Doesn't this person have anything better to do?

• Ben Widdicombe and Emily Holt: It's alarming how charming they feel Congratulations to the pretty pair, who won the title of Gawker Media Hotties, New York Gossip edition. Honorable (and slightly lascivious) mention went to Widdicombe's NYDN cohort Hudson Morgan, who clearly enjoyed a boost from the belt buckle, and the Campbell-licious Mr. Robertson of the NYT. In other news, Gawker's Jesse Oxfeld clearly pities any girl who isn't him tonight as he rocks back-to-back showtune references (West Side Story and Fiddler). L'chaim!