Finally an answer to the question we've been asking for weeks now: What will Bonnie Fuller do next? Well, according to the Times the woman responsible for introducing "a lot of Angelina and a ton of Paris, and...far too much of Britney" to just about every corner of our lives (for reasons we're unclear on the Times makes this sound like a admirable thing) is currently launching her own start-up called Bonnie Fuller Media. The company will reportedly be "heavily digital and offer a variety of femme-friendly products that will include, but not be limited to, gossip, fashion and romance," making us wonder if maybe we need to update our definition of "femme-friendly" products.

For her part Fuller says she's ready to "plunge in to the unknown" though it's also unclear how "gossip, fashion and romance" qualify as un-chartered waters to the former editor of Us Weekly and Star magazine. Perhaps she's actually referring to the fact she now takes the subway, or answers her own email (at least according to Portfolio).