Loose rock journo-turned holy roller conservative blogger Dawn Eden submits to an interview with Radar. She lays bare the truth behind bagging musicians, while writer Peter Hyman strives to keep the beat:

Did you sleep mainly with drummers or guitarists?
The thing about drummers is that they are easier than guitarists. There is less competition for them, and they are easier to please and not used to the attention.

I used to play drums. What's the difference between celibacy and chastity?
Celibacy is static. It's a state of grace, where nothing penetrates you.