If you're in the market for a SoHo loft, you could do much worse than this unit on sale at 76 Crosby St.. Offered by Corcoran, the $8.25 mil three bedroom/four bathroom apartment has a cool $5,438 maintanence fee and requires over $1000 in taxes monthly. It offers all mod cons, of course:

This furnished loft in a 24hrs concierge building boasts 3 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 12 ft ceilings, a media room with a working fireplace, an enormous entertaining area, a state of the art kitchen and a laundry room. There are beveled oak floors throughout. The graciously appointed living/dining area is large & sleek with clean lines and modern elegance. The Bulthaup kitchen is top of the line with stainless steel appliances, two dishwashers with hidden controls, dual sinks and a temperature controlled wine rack. Apartment also available with custom furniture by Bohn Associates, Inc.

Of note are your neighbors. Living upstairs is Kelly Ripa. Living downstairs is Nick Denton. Plus, according to Curbed, the former owner of the loft was Harvey Weinstein, who purchased it to house A-list stars shooting Weinstein-produced films in NYC.