• Crushable: Hey, so, here’s a video of Olympic snow boarder Tyler Jewell’s mom dancing to Barry White in front of a green screen. You’re welcome / apologies.

• WebNewser: You might want to try and avoid this movie theater if you’re ever over in Taylor Falls, Minnesota. Unless you like paying money to be rudely berated. In which case, I can recommend some great places near Times Square.

• The Brooklyn Paper: The L and G are running normally this weekend since scheduled track work has been canceled due to The Snow. Up is down, black is white.

• Gawker: Yes, this post makes for an interesting read. But if you’re in a skimming mood today, at least please read the “update.”

• Whitney Museum: Hey, New Yorkers. The Whitney Biennial is a thing that is happening right now.

• The Huffington Post: Here’s a list of the most unintentionally funny headlines of all time. Oddly, they are not all from the New York Post.