Our boys over at TVNewser can live blog the heck out of the primaries, but can they fold Hill and Obama into cute little finger puppets? Doubtful (although we wouldn't put it past them).

Luckily, someone else has our finger puppet well-being in mind. FoldUsCandidate.com provides printouts and video instructions for making your favorite candidate into a perfect work time suck. Just think of all the faux debates you can have. This primary might never end.

If only there was an Al Gore doll.