Visitors to the Drudge Report today were greeted by an unsmiling holiday postcard from the Middle East. Still trying to decipher the message ("Create beautiful children"? "Arab children"? Ironic? Someone, help).

Note: We're not the only ones as confused by Drudge here. As Wonkette put it, "Matt is reporting live from the part of the 'mideast' where all the graffiti is written in English."