Last night at the All Things Digital Conference in Carlsbad, California, an impossibly historic meeting for tech nerds took place: Microsoft's Bill Gates and Apple's Steve Jobs, together on one stage. (It was sorta like a meeting between Luke Skywalker and Captain Kirk, for you nerds of another galaxy).

The event, of course, was sold out, but you can watch all of it here.

Said Gates: "We've kept our marriage secret for over a decade now."

(Funny, that's exactly the type of titillating discussion Star Wars and Star Trek nerds partake in.)

Those hoping for fireworks, though, were disappointed. Gates: "I don't think either of us has anything to complain about. ... I miss some people who've left the industry. It's nice to have someone like Steve around."