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Posts Tagged ‘Kevin Federline’

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madmenchic.jpgMad Men, Getting Madder: Scott Collins adds to the uproar by TV critics and boob tube junkies who continuously berate us for not watching Mad Men. They all say we’re missing something… but riddle us this, Collins: If the show is so great, why isn’t it on HBO?

41090075-18095323.jpgBritney Gives It Up: The 1 1/2-year court battle is over and Kevin Federline gets sole custody of the kids, with Britney Spears allowed visitation rights and one sleepover a week. The decision puts an end to the nasty court case … but not to our profound feelings of pity for the woman.

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Kevin Federline, Father, Dancer, Thespian, Punching Bag

Just in case you missed this last night– Kevin Federline as America wants to see him.

Bonnie Fuller Likes the Laddies

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Bonnie Fuller’s back. We’ll keep this short, but in a piece about men, wonderful men!, she proves to be out of touch with the real world. Proof:

She thinks unlikely-to-work-ever-again actress Rosanna Arquette is a career woman. Paul McCartney is praised for dating her as she’s 48. He’s the 65 year-old most eligible bachelor on earth.

Brad Pitt has been with drab, dull, no-talent Angelina Jolie for three whole years and Fuller finds this astounding.

“Certifiable hunk” Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Reese Witherspoon. He’s 26, she’s 31. She’s got an Oscar; he’s got rumors.

Kevin Federline, like Thackeray’s Becky Sharp, proves he can be good for so much a year.

If Fuller had any wit, she’d infuse these posts with some tongue in cheekiness, but she’s earnest–say what you want, this girl is earnest. If she had any wit, she’d be unemployed. Or rather, she’d have our job and we’d be unemployed.

(Question: Why is she cuddling up to the Donald?)

Rush & Molloy ‘K-Fed’ Old Page Six Item

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Today’s Rush & Molloy:

K-Fed’s birthday party, planned for tonight at the Eleven nightclub in L.A., has been canceled, we hear. The just-turned-29 K-Fed wanted $25,000 from a glossy to cover it, but not enough people wanted to come.

Page Six, March 8:

AFTER his ex-wife Britney Spears had a major meltdown, Kevin Federline insisted he wanted to stay out of the press. Now the Super Bowl commercial star is asking for tabloid coverage, and he wants big bucks in return. Insiders told us Federline has been asking the weeklies for $25,000 in exchange for “exclusive” rights to cover his 29th birthday at Eleven nightclub in West Hollywood. “The celebrity magazine will get its logo on the red carpet and exclusive coverage inside the club,” said our snitch. “But who cares? Everyone will have access to the red carpet. And there aren’t even any big celebs confirmed for inside the party.”

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    Captain America is dead! We didn’t even know he’d been sick.

    Madonna can’t manage to restrain her kids–first David’s not in a car seat, then Rocco’s not belted up. Wait til they learn to drive.

    Antonella Barba’s thigh-high boots ain’t going to save her sorry ass.

    Kevin Federline visited Britney in re-hab, probably asking for an advance on his allowance.

    Tom Cruise and Katie, his baby-making-machine, were shopping for more baby crap.

    Lindsay Lohan went blonde. We wish she’d get a Brazilian and then have the drapes match the carpet.

    K-Fed Can’t Even Flip Burgers Without Getting Booed

    kfedburger.jpgPity poor K-Fed. First he makes a ludicrously bad album. Then he gets dumped via text message. And now his one bit of silver lining is starting to varnish.

    Nationwide Mutual Insurance Co. hired Kevin Federline to star in a 30-second Super Bowl spot as a fast-food employee who dreams of one day being a pop superstar. It’s a cute bit, and we have to admit it’s big of K-Fed to acknowledge his inner Kato.

    But the ad has drawn the ire of the National Restaurant Association, which calls it a “strong and direct insult to the 12.8 million Americans who work in the restaurant industry.”

    The NRA (wow, that’s an unfortunate acronym) goes on to say the commercial “would give the impression that working in a restaurant is demeaning and unpleasant.”

    Flipping burgers is demeaning and unpleasant. We know. We’ve done it (damn unpaid newspaper internships). What is truly insulting, though, is being compared to Kevin Federline. Come at it from that angle, NRA, and you might have a case.

    E!’s Love Ride Curse

    justin_cameron_split.jpgThe reported Justin Timberlake-Cameron Diaz split — the first big one of 2007 — has celebrity media outlets in a tizzy. You know who else is in a tizzy? E! gossipist Michael Malkin, who appears to’ve been counting down the minutes since Britney dropped K-Fed to write this:

    Perhaps Timberlake and Diaz are the latest victims of E!’s Love Ride curse. If Timberlake and Diaz are over, that means three of the eight couples featured in the new series have gone kaput. With Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock along with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline over, who’s left to worry about the curse? Brangelina, TomKat, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, and Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick.

    Three of eight, huh? That’s not exactly Madden Curse territory.