The Larry Craig Talking Action Figure

We love novelty gifts, goddamnit. We also have a yen for anything related to political scandals that keep the news cycle going for months upon months. That’s why finding out that Stupid.com was marketing a Talking Larry Craig Action Figure made our day.

The doll is 12″ tall, wears an “I Am Not Gay” t-shirt (pictured), and is fully articulated so you can reenact airport bathroom shenanigans to your heart’s content. Best of all, press a button and he reads from his press conference:

“Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: ‘I am not gay. I never have been gay.”

If Spencer Gifts doesn’t start selling this soon, we’re gonna lose all our faith in humanity.

Launch a social media campaign that will build your brand and deliver results in our online Social Media Marketing Boot Camp starting June 7. Speakers include Abigail Cusick (Bravo Digital), Gregory Galant (Sawhorse Media), Alex Leo (Thomson Reuters Digital), Jim Tobin (Ignite Social Media), and many more. Read the reviews.