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The Crystal Ball: Colombia Invasion? CIA Mystery Jails? Journos Being Shot At In Crawford?

And we're back! Each week, FishbowlNY offers up their picks for the cream of the underreported news cycle. Are you a blogger? Journalist? Then these are the stories to keep an eye on:

Venezuelan sabre rattling: Venezuela's aspiring Mussolini-in-training Hugo Chavez is preparing for his own, down-home invasion of Ethiopia by deploying troops to the Colombian border. Chavez's justification? The murder of a Colombian rebel leader on Ecuadorean soil. Ecuador has also ordered troops to Colombia's border, withdrawn their ambassador from Colombia and expelled Colombia's ambassador to the country.

The island of mystery deportations: A newly released United Nations report claims that the tiny Indian Ocean island of Diego Garcia was used as a secret American 'black site' to jail terrorists. According to a report that was leaked from the island, prisoners "were beaten even more severely than in Guantanamo."

Those gun-happy Texans: A Danish journalist covering an event at President Bush's ranch in Crawford, TX was nearly shot by an ornery local after accidentally tresspassing on her property. Dick Cheney was unavailable for comment.

Monday Dec 17, 2007

The Crystal Ball: Artificial DNA, Dog Torture And Al Sharpton's $50k Fee

Each week, FishbowlNY offers up their picks for the cream of the underreported news cycle. Are you a blogger? Journalist? Then these are the stories to keep an eye on:

• (Un)mad Scientists Create Life: Barring a major setback, 2008 will mark the first year that scientists will be able to create life in the laboratory out of artifical, manmade DNA. According to Paul Rubinow, a UC Berkeley anthropologist who specializes in scientific ethics, "This raises a range of big questions about what nature is and what it could be... Evolutionary processes are no longer seen as sacred or inviolable. People in labs are figuring them out so they can improve upon them for different purposes." Translation: The Almighty will no longer have a franchise on the creation of new life forms.

Subtext: Insert your favorite horror movie here. The Canadian ETC Group states that "Ultimately synthetic biology means cheaper and widely accessible tools to build bioweapons, virulent pathogens and artificial organisms that could pose grave threats to people and the planet." What happens when the technology to create artifical DNA becomes more easily available and falls into the hands of terrorists or hostile militaries? What happens if scientists make mistakes? What happens when the creation of life will be almost as easy as ordering from an Edmund Scientific catalogue?

• What Do Mike Huckabee's Son & Michael Vick Have In Common?: Newsweek reports that one of Mike Huckabee's kids hung a stray dog for fun while serving as a counselor at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. David Huckabee, then 17, was investigated by the Arkansas State Police and fired by the Boy Scouts after news trickled out that him and another teenager tortured a dog that was found "hung over a limb and choking."

Subtext: This follows David Huckabee's arrest in April for carrying a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage. Keep in mind that this incident of animal cruelty was reported by the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette back in 1998. What happens when other news of Huckabee's less-than-perfect family trickles out, like the time his other son was caught with marijuana and Huckabee Sr. sued alt-weekly Little Rock Free Press to supress the story?

• Al Sharpton's Awesome Corruption Adventure: The Philadelphia Inquirer got their hands on a videotape of Al Sharpton offering to help a Philadelphia businessman win a multi-million dollar series of contracts if the businessman, Ronald A. White, raised $50,000 for causes and politicians associated with Sharpton. For his part, Sharpton claims there is "absolutely nothing illegal" about tying contracts to donations because he isn't a public official.

Subtext: As our friends at Radar say, Sharpton will be in the PR/ER shortly. Again.

Monday Dec 10, 2007

The Crystal Ball: Wait, Now James Watson Is Black.

Each week, FishbowlNY offers up their picks for the cream of the underreported news cycle. Are you a blogger? Journalist? Then these are the stories to keep an eye on:

James Watson: It's Not Racism, It's Self Loathing: The Times of London got their hands on the genome analysis of DNA co-discoverer (and accused racist) James Watson. It turns out that Watson has sixteen times more sub-Saharan African genes than the average European. According to Kari Stefansson of deCODE Genetics, who performed the analysis, "this level is what you would expect in someone who had a great-grandparent who was African."

Subtext: Why did news of Watson's DNA test make it into the Times of London? We'd say that Watson is making a last-minute PR bid to salvage his legacy from being tainted by the whole racism/brain power fiasco. It probably won't work.

Putin Appoints A Successor... But What About Belarus?: Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced his support for sidekick Dmitri A. Medvedev as Russia's next president. Odds are that Medvedev, currently First Deputy Prime Minister, will serve as a figurehead while Putin wields power behind the scenes.

Subtext: The Kremlin refuses to deny reports that a union treaty will be signed between Russia and Belarus this week in Minsk. According to the Christian Science Monitor, Kremlin sources report that Putin will be the new provisional leader of the new union and Belarussian President Alexander Lukashenko will be speaker of parliament. This will also give Putin the chance to create a new Constitution. Two dictators in one country? Awesome.

Mike Huckabee's Foot-In-Mouth Express: The great white hope of the Christian evangelicals might be Mike Huckabee, but the former dark horse candidate is going to face a tough week. There are charges Huckabee acted improperly in the parole of a convicted rapist who later killed a woman... as a political snipe against Bill Clinton. Then there's the news that Huckabee argued in 1992 for isolating AIDS patients from society.

Subtext: If Mitt Romney plays this one right, it might be smooth sailing for the trouble-plagued Mormon presidential candidate. Scandals surrounding his evangelical rival will only benefit him.

Sunday Dec 02, 2007

The Crystal Ball: Romney, Craig And A Belgian Waffle

Each week, FishbowlNY offers up their picks for the cream of the underreported news cycle. Are you a blogger? Journalist? Then these are the stories to keep an eye on:

Romney's Big Mormon Speech: Republican candidate Mitt Romney has announced that he will be giving a speech directly addressing his Mormon faith at the George H.W. Bush Presidential Library in Texas. Spokesman Kevin Madden reports that the candidate's speech will be titled "Faith in America." Expect this to be Romney's Houston Moment.

Subtext: Notice how it's at the George H.W. Bush Library? A possible signal that the old-line Republican establishment of Bush Sr., Scowcroft, Baker, etc. is turning to favor Romney.

"More Gay Men Describe Sexual Encounters With U.S. Sen. Craig": That's the headline of a front-page headline in the Idaho Statesman. The newspaper has compiled audio statements from four seperate men concerning sexual encounters with Craig or sexual come-ons from Craig.

Subtext: Holy crap! One of the men is male escort Mike Jones, better known as the guy who ended Ted Haggard's career.

Belgium's Screwed: A last ditch attempt to form a functioning government in Belgium has failed due to tensions between French- and Dutch- speaking factions. The Guardian openly suspects that the crisis will force Belgium to split into two seperate countries.

Subtext: We made fun of the Belgian political crisis in September. However, as we write this, Belgium has spent a record 175 days without a government. If Belgium splits into two separate countries, expect massive repercussions for the EU and the return of the city-state in the form of Brussels.