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Tracy Morgan’s Curious Groupie Math

By Dylan on October 26, 2006 9:00 AM

tracy_morgan_groupies.jpgThe former Saturday Night Live and current 30 Rock star tells Complex why he avoids — we think — groupies:

Having groupies is lovely … But I’m strong. I’ve been married for 21 years. My wife gives me 80 percent, which is the spiritual, mental, cooking, cleaning, and being there for me. A groupie chick only gives me 20 percent, which is the p*ssy. I’m not going to trade that 80 percent for 20 percent. Does that sound smart to you?

No, but, uh, Tracy, that all adds up to 100 percent.

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