Cam Newton‘s Heisman media tour included a stop on the Late Show with David Letterman where the Auburn quarterback read the “Top Ten Things Cam Newton Can Say Now That He Won the Heisman Trophy.”

It’s not Newton’s fault because he didn’t write the jokes, but when did David Letterman‘s “Top Ten” list stop being funny?

The only one remotely funny was number eight and that’s only because of the visual stuck in my head now.

Thanks, Verne Lundquist.