YOU THERE--yes, you! Haven't you been talking forever about how lame all the reality shows are and how you have a really killer idea, and it's cheap, and castable, and sustainable for several seasons. So, put your money where your mouth is, and sign up for tonight's Pitch Slam.
Just don't pitch them our big idea:

Pay Off Your College Loans!

Contestants compete for the chance to pay off their big debt by performing a series of unspeakable acts. Winner is the recent grad owing the largest amount for the most useless degree who's most willing to suffer the most utter humiliation before total strangers. Bonus points for Women's Studies majors.