Has the recession hit you? Unemployed? Under-employed? Do you harbor secret Octopussy drag queen fantasies? Then try spy school. Or better yet, Stiletto Spy School.

From their site:

In just four days, learn valuable skills that will serve you for the rest of your life. Modules include firearms training, disabling an attacker in hand-to-hand combat, make up lessons and much, much more. Includes posh hotel with double occupancy room, delicious meals and wine with dinner. Airfare to Las Vegas, cocktails and incidentals are not included.

We're positive this is how Valerie Plame did it.