Ray Richmond's the birthday boy, and according to his calculations, he's old enough to know better. And thus, old enough to know worse. He lists all the things he's learned from Hollywood and these are our favorites:

2nd Biggest Lie: "It's not about the money."

Anything worth creating is worth stealing.

Critics care far less about enlightening consumers than they do impressing other critics.

If you crave respect, try dying.

Happy Birthday, Ray baby , and many, many more.